WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT CHURCH!
(some grabbed, revised or original stuff)
1) Nice bible…wanna share?
2) I would like to pray for God’s will for your life…me
3) You know Jesus? Me too.
4) God told me to come talk to you.
5) I know a church where we could go and talk.
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don’t shake hands, Christians hug.
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11 gives a good suggestion
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am also like a friend who sticks closer than a brother *BOOM!*
13) The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry.” How about dinner?
14) You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Jesus ate and drank with sinners & I’ve been a bad boy
18) Nice bracelet (WWJD). Who would Jesus date?….I mean “what” and “do.”
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at the park before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that’s his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath too.
25.) Before tonight I never believed in predestination
26.) I love Jesus, and I see Jesus in You. So I love you. Do you see Jesus in me too?
27.) You are a thief for stealing my heart. But it’s ok cause Jesus & I loves sinners
28.) Pwede ba makuha ang number mo sister para maencourage kita?
29.) Tara, go into all the world & EvangeLIGAW tayo.
30.) My favorite ministry time is FellowCHICKS.
31.) Tatangapin ko si Jesus sa heart ko if tatangapin mo rin ako sa heart mo! *BOOM na BOOM!*
(Bible verses that could be taken out of context & be used in love letters :p )
32.) It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart
Phil. 1:7
33.) Holy kiss?(Ro.16:16, 1 Cor. 16:20, 2 Cor. 13:12,1Thes. 5:26)
34.) Your love has given me great joy and encouragement. Philimon 1:7
35.) For though I am absent from you in body, I am present with you in spirit…
Col. 2:5
36.) I long to see you again, for I remember your tears as we parted. And I will be filled with joy when we are together again. 2 Tim. 1:4
37.) Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing.. Heb. 10:25
38.) …let us stop just saying we love each other; let us really show it by our actions. 1 John 3:18
39.) …I thank God everytime I remember you…Phil. 1:3
Do you have any more to add? Or maybe an experience? Let’s hear it.
FUNNY HEARTS DAY EVERYONE! ;)
